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Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Food for Thought: Are you a Good, or Bad, Girl?

Bad girls are fun in parties and sex, but boring in family life

2005/11/23

girlMillions of girls that live on planet Earth and make men's lives better, brighter and healthier, can generally be divided into two major categories: good girls and bad girls. Of course, if a man meets one of the girls from the second of the two categories, his life will get nerve-racking, dull and sick. An evaluation criterion is quite simple. It has to do with a stranger asking a girl for favors. A good girl will say a quick and categorical "no" while a bad one will ask the man "when". There is a set of virtues and shortcomings both types of the girls are bestowed with.

Let us talk about the bad girls first and make a list of their unquestionable virtues.

Their ability to be great fun is on top of the list. They can party all night and they can party the next day too. They laugh a lot, they are fond of flirting. Anybody can feel like a professional lady-killer when hanging out with them.

Bad girls have an optimistic attitude to life. They are full of energy. They do not indulge in self-analysis. They do not tend to fall into a period of depression. Life is a never-ending show for them.

This is definitely one of the bad, bad, bad girls - picture gallery 

Bad girls are hungry for sex. They enjoy sexual experimentation. They will do anything they want and maybe more than you want them to when having sex with you. Their screams of joy will make you think you are really hung like a stud.

Bad girls are pretty and sexy. They walk in elegant ways. They are used to be in the spotlight. They wear necklaces and beads, prefer low-cut necklines and mini skirts. Their lingerie is satin and lace. Well, if they wear it at all.

However, despite obvious advantages, bad girls are really bad when it comes to certain things.

First, they can not be trusted. Indeed, these vultures are serial flirters and were made to seduce anything that moves. How the hell can they be trusted?

Second, they can be dangerous if they happen to be behind the wheel. They can be as wild and reckless driving a car as they are when making love. These girls are always unpredictable, they often end up in a company of junkies or rummies.

You can not build a solid relationship with this kind of girl. Soon you will find out that she is very selfish and simply does not give a damn about her potential partner. Girls like that enjoy being extravagant. They love going on a shopping spree if money is at hand. They will make lousy wives and mothers, their life is a string of divorce.

So you had better court the good ones. The good ones can vary as well but this is the truth: you can experience the precious moments of inner peace and comfort only when a good girl looks after you. She will takes care of you when you fall ill, she will miss you when you are out somewhere. Sex is not the top priority for good girls so you do not have to be a super lover.

A girl like that is unlikely to cheat on you. Stop worrying even if she is exceptionally pretty. Remember how she told you to beat it on the first date when you tried to make out with her after having a few drinks. She can discourage any guy in a similar way. Good girls are mostly stick to monogamous relationships.

From: http://funreports.com/fun/23-11-2005/1298-bag_girl-0


 

4 Comments:

At Tuesday, December 06, 2005 12:24:00 pm , Blogger Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

I don't like funstories.

It reminds me of bad work email humour.

 
At Tuesday, December 06, 2005 3:35:00 pm , Blogger Emmanuel.K.Bensah II said...

most of the stories there are seriously assinine...this one even more so! Nonetheless, it tickled my fancy at the time...

 
At Wednesday, December 07, 2005 6:49:00 am , Blogger JeN said...

I like to think I'm a bad good girl. I'm about 30% bad girl and 70% good girl.
I like to have fun and wear low-cut shirts, but I also very much enjoy monogamy.

How do ya like them apples?
: p

 
At Sunday, December 11, 2005 9:32:00 am , Blogger Alyssa De Jour said...

Good gorls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere!

Okay, so I'll admit it, I'm a bad girl.

BUT, I know when it is important to be good. You actually can have solid relationships with us after all! (And God they are fun too).

 

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